Thursday, July 2, 2020

A Journey Of A Thousand Eons...: 1. An Unearthly Child (Serial One, Episode One)

Okay, let’s see if I can manage to f’in do this.

I am a Whovian.  I have been a fan of Doctor Who ever since Lionheart, the syndication arm of the BBC at the time, packaged the first four seasons of the Tom Baker era--containing the three gothic-tinged seasons produced by Philip Hinchcliffe, still in my mind the high point of the series’ run (yes, I said it, NuWho fans; come at me) and the first season produced by Graham Williams--for the United States.  Here in New York, it was broadcast on WWOR-TV and I was hooked pretty much from the get go.  Over in England, fans were witnessing the beginning of John-Nathan Turner’s tenure as producer and I wrote a letter to Lionheart begging for the episodes we were missing.

Recently, I decided to sign up for Britbox, partially because my mother had gotten an accident and was going to be recuperating for a while.  Imagine my pleasant surprise to find that Britbox has every single extant episode of the classic series on demand (a number of episodes are lost due to the BBC’s practice of erasing videotape for new shows in the 60‘s).  So what I am going to try to do is rewatch (and in some cases, watch) every. single. episode going back to 1961 on up to today.

So....the first episode, entitled ‘An Unearthly Child’ (the early seasons have individual episode titles separate from the serial titles).  It’s a pilot--but not the pilot, which you can see on Britbox as well--and, not surprisingly, is kind of the show’s mission statement.  Two teachers at Coal Hill School investigate the mystery surrounding one of their students, a young girl who seems to be a genius in some subjects and clueless in others, and whose home address seems to be a scrapyard.  Following her to the scrapyard one night, they come across a police box and a peculiar old man.  The man turns out to be the girl’s grandfather, the box a machine that can move throughout time and space...and things go crazy once someone pushes the wrong button.

With this rewatch of this first show, it’s kind of clear that the show’s biggest special effects are the actors...only Jacqueline Hill seems to not have found her footing yet.  William Russell has a rather easy charm that sets his characters very quickly.  And playing the titular ‘unearthly child,’ Susan, Carol Ann Ford is...something.  There’s something very off about her looks (and I say this in the most positive of ways; some people would call her features ‘elfin,’ but it’d be a very, very evil elf), and her performance sells you on the idea that she and her grandfather are a) not from this time and b) not human. 

And grandfather....

Well, the thing I really like about William Hartnell in these early episodes is how, well, malevolent and unpredictable he is (something that carries over into two of my favorite incarnations, Six and Eleven).  You literally do not know where you stands with him--such is the gravitas of Hartnell that when he implies that if he lets the two teachers leave, he’ll have to kick his granddaughter out as well, you don’t think it’s a joke.  Hartnell softens as the series progresses, but right now he is as much a wild card as the situations he drops the other characters in....and I really, really like that.

As with most first episodes, there’s a degree of uncertainty, and stuff that’s stated here (like Susan’s contention that she named the Tardis) doesn’t stand--Hell, the angle that the Doctor is from another planet isn’t solidified until several seasons later.  But it’s a pretty solid opening salvo.

Not the kind of thing you’d imagine becoming an institution and lasting over a half century, but still....but a journey of a thousand eons begins with a single step, right?

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Phase Thirteen of...THE HONEYWELL EXPERIMENT!

It’s the summer....temperatures are rising, and people are wearing less.  So to celebrate the hot, hot nature of the season, I sent my lab monkey Chris Honeywell to the Roman Times and The Arena, the 1974 sword-and-sandals epic about gladitorial combat....only with Pam Grier and Margaret Markov and lots and lots of breasts!  Join us in the OcaDecaGonaGon as we discuss this film’s....questionable approach to historical accuracy, the strange ‘comedy’ beats and, of course, the greatness that is one of the true Queens of The Grindhouse!

Get your armor on here

...and if this isn’t enough Honeywell Experiment Action for you, you can get early access to next month’s episode, featuring our annual visit with Friend of The Pod Brian Trenchard-Smith and a frank discussion about the state of the world today and his classic apocalyptic film Dead End Drive-In, by becoming a Domicile of Dread Patreon at the $3 a month level or higher.  For becoming a Patreon, you get early access to special episodes, exclusive essays. movie commentaries and podcasts.  Levels start at just a dollar a month!  If you’d rather not make a monthly commitment, please consider making a one shot donation through Ko-Fi.

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Meanwhile, Over At Dread Media....#670

Feel like one of those ‘random reviews’ episode with a European flavor after all that punching, kicking and pultritude of the last two weeks?  We’ve got you covered!  Join Des and Duane as they examine France’s Sam Was Here and Germany’s Cold Hell!

The trailers are below, as are a discussion of some real-life French monsters, a ride along with a real-life cab driver, and music from Gojira and Kidneythieves!

Listen to Dread Media #670 here


Sunday, June 21, 2020

Meanwhile, Over At Dread Media....#669

Be ready for sexy times this week, as Des and Darryll go for a swim in 2016‘s Harvest Lake and Des gives us a Top Five Erotic Horror Movies!

The trailer is below, as is a discussion of horror films that are basically porn, some porn set horror stories, some true erotic horror stories, and music from Grenouer and Crystal Lake (because it’s my birthday, and nothing makes me laugh more than a screamo cover of a butt-rock....classic?)

Listen to Dread Media #669 here



Sunday, June 14, 2020

Meanwhile, Over At Dread Media....#668

Dread Media is In Your Face with some kick-ass action movies, as Des and Darryll cover the Charlize Theron spy flick Atomic Blonde and Des goes solo with Kung-Fu Hustle and Ricki-Oh: The Story of Ricky!

The trailers are below, as is a short essay on how the Berlin Wall worked, an examination of how Stephen Chow’s humor works, a countdown of the goriest anime of the 20th century, and music from Blondie and Ash!

Listen to Dread Media #668 here





Sunday, June 7, 2020

Meanwhile, Over At Dread Media....#667

Like Great Movies?  Then you might want to skip this episode as we explore two distinctly...Awful, Terrible, Just Plain Bad Movies.  First up, Des and I try our best to unpack the feature directing debut of one Glenn Danzig, the portmanteau (?) Verotika.  Then I stick around to expand on one of the statements I made in that review with a discussion of Joel M. Reed’s notorious Bloodsucking Freaks!

The trailers are below (I am pretty positive that’s Lloyd Kaufman himself doing the overdub on the Bloodsucking Freaks trailer), as are a discussion of heavy metal comics, a video essay on the Grand Guignol Theater, some classic Glenn Danzig, and Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space covering Falco (no, honest!)

Listen to Dread Media #667 here



Sunday, May 31, 2020

Phase Moon of...THE HONEYWELL EXPERIMENT!

This month I introduce my lab monkey to My UK Correspondents, Jim and Theresa Moon!  Jim and Theresa take a break from maintaining The Great Library of Dreams to discuss 1971‘s The Blood on Satan’s Claw.  Join us as we explain how Piers Haggard was ordered by a third-rate British movie studio to take a portmanteau film and make it a single narrative horror tale....and ended up making this amazingly creepy, sensual and transgressive period piece that has influenced many people--including Sherlock's Mark Gattis!  This may be the last major film in The Golden Age of British Horror, and we cover it in detail.

Watch the evil flourish here

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